An fat ugly girl who tries and fails to look skinny by stuffing her fat cottage cheese ass into a pair of pants that are about 3 sizes too small. Usually not her fault because manufacturers of pants fail to make pants in her required size.
Bertha who you trying to kid squishing your ass into those jeans. Why don't you use your sewing skills and stitch 2 pairs together to compensate or better yet purchase a muumuu!!
by Tommy R May 23, 2005
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1) "I need to work some overtime this week otherwise I don't have any squash for John's bachelor party"
2) "My wife found my squash in the sock drawer and spent it on shoes"
2) "My wife found my squash in the sock drawer and spent it on shoes"
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1. v. To crush or flatten to the point where the object crushed has its fluids splattered about.
2. n. The sound of something getting squished. The sound is usually wet.
3. n. In the old Nickelodeon cartoon "Aaah, Real Monsters!", a squish was when a monster mildly liked another monster. Their form of a crush.
2. n. The sound of something getting squished. The sound is usually wet.
3. n. In the old Nickelodeon cartoon "Aaah, Real Monsters!", a squish was when a monster mildly liked another monster. Their form of a crush.
1. I saw a bug crawling on the table and squished it.
2. When I stepped on a grape in the supermarket, it went "squish".
3. In one episode of "Aaah, Real Monsters", Ickis thought that Oblina had a squish on him.
2. When I stepped on a grape in the supermarket, it went "squish".
3. In one episode of "Aaah, Real Monsters", Ickis thought that Oblina had a squish on him.
by some punk kid May 1, 2005
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Get the hubbard squash mug.Too bad-when something really bad happens, say this to tell them to bad suck it up, but in a comical form. Used by Josh Nicols in Drake and Josh.
Average Guy: Dude, i heard your dog died, and you were disowned.
Tough Squashed man: Yes.
Average Guy: Tough Squash
Tough Squashed man: Yes.
Average Guy: Tough Squash
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