Squish Mitten

A woman's Vagina

Girl: Oh honey, suck my tits...

Guy: Ok, but I'm going for the Squish Mitten right after.

by akendall December 31, 2009

Squishy plumber

When you are soft, you put it in her butt.

I gave ALL THREE of them squishy plumbers!!!

by The Squishy Plumber October 17, 2009

squily

a name u call some one that is a raging homo sexual

billy is also a squily

by dethklok23 July 6, 2008

squishbug

The name given to a person(usually by his mother) with a small Penis. If your friends call you squishbug, they are not really your friends, and you should go jerk your little bean in a corner. You may think this name is cute, but if you do its because of your ADHD.

Girl 1- Im gonna hang out with squishbug tonight!
Girl 2- Oh, thats the guy with the microscopic junk right?

by natasha45649o May 22, 2011

Squish Porn

when you lay under a glass table, and the person on the table squishes a small animal with his/her back and you beat off watching it

"Yo man, that squish porn is the shit."

by I <3 gay porn May 18, 2010

squishy

adj.

1. Something that's easy-going, soft, or smooth; uneventful.
2. A calm or relaxed state of being; tranquil.
3. A flaccid penis.

question: "How are you? How's everything going?" answer: "Everything's squishy." or just "squishy."

by Prasand J. July 14, 2007

squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

by Jammal Taylor April 29, 2008