squashed frog

When a female is left looking like the dead frog that you had to dissect in biology class after having sex with her. A female is left laying on her back with her knees bent and hips spread wide open after having sex.
I was so exhausted after having some hot sweaty sex, I didn't wanna get up. When he got off me, he left me laying down there looking like a squashed frog.
by Lord Nuggetsworth March 13, 2019
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Squashing the Vibes

When a nibba be talking some bum ass shit that completely kills the overall good vibe and bums everyone else
Me and the bois about to consume some Popeyes, Jollibee's or whatever the fuck is open at 1am:
Boi 1: damn yo, I'm famished asf I think imma order the 8 piece bucket all for myself
Bum boi: Don't you know that deep fried chicken is loaded In triglycerides and fat and the chemicals from the super heated cooking oil are carcinogic blah blah

Gives a condescending look
Boi 1" bro you are like totally squashing the vibes over here, it's 1am I got the munchies I honestly don't give a fuck about any of that shit.
by reformedshibainu February 18, 2022
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bed squash

Man, I didn't want to get up today! I'm such a bed squash
by Cliffko August 13, 2017
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squash the carrot

masturebate your penis.
"i'm about to squash the carrot "
by kiara_c3 September 11, 2017
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Banambla Squash

Athletic events/competitions pitting adult male teams with young boy teams.
Bobby and his “dad” are entering the Banambla Squash-Volleyball Tournament together next month.
by WinkWankWonkerDude June 15, 2021
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squash tarts

A generic Pop Tart that has an unpleasant tasting filling and looks as if it flattened rather than rose during baking.
I hate it whenever mom buys those generic squash tarts that taste like the flavor was all squashed out.
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frog squash

A man and woman (or another man) get naked and get in a "leap frog" position but instead of jumping over he penetrates her asshole.
"Dude, she totally didn't expect me frog squashing her when she bent over.
by Apotheosis_Psycho October 27, 2013
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