Snoffee

Snotty people who think they know everything about coffee. Typically associated with a hipster who frequents local overpriced coffee shops but doesn't actually know how to make coffee.

Carol: "Hey Sarah, did you hear about the new coffee shop?"
Sarah: " Yeah, Karen said she just went there. She ordered an Ethiopian flat white with oat milk and vanilla syrup."
Carol: OMG, Karen is such a snoffee!"

by MaxinePulls May 10, 2020

Spiff

Describes a guy who is dressed up all the time, whether by necessity or choice. Standards are high, with a shirt and tie being the benchmark for “dressed up.” Terms spiffy, spiffed, and spiffed up apply.

Carson joined the preppy frat to indulge in his high levels of spiff. He enjoyed that all members were required to be wearing no less than a shirt and tie every day to class.

by Knotted up May 18, 2020

Spiffed up

When a man is dressed up in a full suit and tie, again for a reason or on a whim to look hot.

Matt found out the girl he likes is interested in classier men, so he got spiffed up every day to impress her. Even though it was uncomfortable for him, she found his level of spiff pretty hot.

by Knotted up May 18, 2020

soffan

its a boy who likes games like minecraft and tf2

why is soffan so good at tf2?

by soffan0 October 30, 2020

soffan

big boi

soffan is sutch a beeg boy

by soffan0 October 30, 2020

Spaff mitten

The posh term for a Wank Sock.
A favoured and special sock used during masturbation for the capture of ejaculate.

I was changing our sons bedsheets last week when I discovered his heavily crystallised Spaff Mitten stuck to the underneath of the mattress.

by Garf1981 February 10, 2021

Soffydor

Big tall man. Dummy thick. Guy😡 Strong. Powerful. Second greatest poet.

Do you know soffydor?
No.

by Termsandconditionsathy April 30, 2021