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sphincter-blink

The natural reaction of your sphincter to contact suddenly and violently when you are embarrassed by something or —especially— FOR someone else.
"Did you see that TV show with the juggler who was performing for the Queen? Wow, I sure did have a sphincter-blink when he dropped all those balls!"
by wordbird June 29, 2006
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rock slinger

A term highly used in the late 1980s and early 1990s during the crack-boom to describe an individual selling or in possession of crack rocks. Remnants of its lingo are still evident in hip-hop lyrics, etc.
"Yo. Hello. I be dat 'nigga'. 'Dey call me 'da Rock Slinga, cuz' I sell dat crack to all da bling-blingas."
by sux0r August 12, 2003
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Poo Slinger

Term used to call homosexual males, those who tap da ass n sling poo. They often also are easy to spot in public...never shake hands w a known poo slinger...for obvious reasons.
Most male dancers are Poo Slingers.
by RainmanRob May 11, 2010
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Purple Headed Mushroom Slinger

Dude my purple headed mushroom slinger has to be atleast 10 inches...jeez!!!!
by robert1120 December 17, 2008
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sphincter spoon

A very soft and skinny spoon used to clean the deep, dark, dank areas of one's ass.
"Yo where da fuck is my sphincter spoon at, I needs me self a cleanin"
by Jim J January 27, 2006
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sphincter yoga

through breathing and a yoga-like technique, an individual battles to remain in control of the muscles in their anal sphincter and prevent the effects of diarrea. Often practiced as a result of drinking non-bottled water, while travelling in a foreign country.
in constrained circumstances such as travelling on public transport where the only toilet is extremely unsanitary, and in fact, someone has dumped on the floor rather than in the toilet, and, desperate to go to the toilet due to the effects of diarrea or more generally prairie dogging, one would practice sphincter yoga to avoid having to go to the toilet at that time
by Danielle Goodsell September 6, 2006
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