splarma

the bad energy that comes to you after you steal sweetener from a restaurant or coffee shop. A combination of Splenda and kharma.

Splarma got me today because I got a flat tire after I grabbed a handful of extra Splenda on way out of Dunkin Donuts...

by Sapphoenetic February 23, 2009

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Splashpack

Tierd of water splashing all up in your ass when your taking a dumb? Well, a splashpack solves this problem.

Just take a few layers of TP and place it in the toilet, covering the whole surface. This way the TP will take the hit when the shit hits the water. And boom you can now take dump without getting urin in your rectum.

My splashpack broke the other day, and I got all wet... :S

by nocoffeeman August 2, 2010

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Splash Mat

Precautionary measure, whereby toilet paper is folded in such a way it covers the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of preventing inevitable splash back from a poo plop.

Other benefits of this practice include preventing the sound of splash down being heard by outsiders.

Steve: "Last time I went to the toilet the splash-back created left me wiping for days, it was so destructive Kathy heard it in the bedroom. Certainly didn't get lucky that night."

Me: "Two words - splash mat."

by Helping the average Joe September 15, 2011

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