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Only expelling fecal matter in public restrooms when someone else is using the hand dryer, flushing the toilet, or anything that produces equal noise levels.
But...Hand dryers and toilets flushing only last for so long, therefore you must "spike it" to avoid making noise.
Commonly used by people who care too much about what other people think. Or those who wish to reduce unsavory bathroom noises.
But...Hand dryers and toilets flushing only last for so long, therefore you must "spike it" to avoid making noise.
Commonly used by people who care too much about what other people think. Or those who wish to reduce unsavory bathroom noises.
Man there was alot of people in the crapper, I was spiking it hard!
Dude I the most brutal diarhhea, I didnt have the sphincter power to spike it, everyone heard and laughed.
Dude I the most brutal diarhhea, I didnt have the sphincter power to spike it, everyone heard and laughed.
by Kitchenstadium January 28, 2007
Get the Spiking it mug.A word that used to mean punishment for a child who had done wrong. When done fairly and properly the child usually did not commit that particular crime again. Some parents used it only as a means of last resort. Other parents spanked their kids for every little thing they did which actually had the opposite effect.
Spanking has fallen into disfavor these days for more "Progressive" means of "Educating" children. The advocates of the progressive system say that you must never strike a child. They say that if your child hits you with a broom handle you are to sit them down and educate them that they should not do that because it hurts people. Never tell them that it's wrong because that may hurt their self esteem and psychologically harm them,
The advocates of the progressive way are usually childless, single people who write books on how to raise your kids. They usually have long impressive titles behind their names that make them look like really smart people who know everything about raising kids. In reality they only spent as little time as possible with kids. Most of their time was spent kissing up to the professors in whatever diploma mill (College) they attended. This happens far more than you think.
Spanking has fallen into disfavor these days for more "Progressive" means of "Educating" children. The advocates of the progressive system say that you must never strike a child. They say that if your child hits you with a broom handle you are to sit them down and educate them that they should not do that because it hurts people. Never tell them that it's wrong because that may hurt their self esteem and psychologically harm them,
The advocates of the progressive way are usually childless, single people who write books on how to raise your kids. They usually have long impressive titles behind their names that make them look like really smart people who know everything about raising kids. In reality they only spent as little time as possible with kids. Most of their time was spent kissing up to the professors in whatever diploma mill (College) they attended. This happens far more than you think.
2012 parent 1;Honey look at this book!" When we have our first kid this is exactly what we will do!"
2012 parent 2; "Is that the book that advises against spanking??"
2012 parent 1; "Why yes it is!" "This person is really smart and knows what they are talking about! " Look at all those titles after their name!" This is one awesome super smart person and we will raise our kids just like they say!."
20 years later
1."Honey!! the jail called again we need bail money!"
2. "Which kid?"
1. "I dunno"
2. " I don't have it but maybe I will after I sue the idiot that wrote that book."
1. " We can't do that, they moved to the Caymans to escape paying taxes on the childcare books they write."
2. " That's right, they pushed for high taxes on the wealthy, and when the law passed they moved out of the USA to the Caymans where they still talk about everybody paying their fair share." Now they are saying that even the poor should pay taxes.
2012 parent 2; "Is that the book that advises against spanking??"
2012 parent 1; "Why yes it is!" "This person is really smart and knows what they are talking about! " Look at all those titles after their name!" This is one awesome super smart person and we will raise our kids just like they say!."
20 years later
1."Honey!! the jail called again we need bail money!"
2. "Which kid?"
1. "I dunno"
2. " I don't have it but maybe I will after I sue the idiot that wrote that book."
1. " We can't do that, they moved to the Caymans to escape paying taxes on the childcare books they write."
2. " That's right, they pushed for high taxes on the wealthy, and when the law passed they moved out of the USA to the Caymans where they still talk about everybody paying their fair share." Now they are saying that even the poor should pay taxes.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 20, 2012
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Get the spinning mug.v. When the feces hit the water in the toilet, making a loud noise and splashing violently back onto the buttox of the defecater.
JR: Dude, no, you didn't. Not in my bathroom.
Mark: Oh yeah, I just got done sinking the British Navy!
Mark: Oh yeah, I just got done sinking the British Navy!
by ispeakmetal November 4, 2006
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Strong Disagreement with an idea similar to " That's Fucked Up"
Proper response to "From Ere Now"
See From Ere Now
Strong Disagreement with an idea similar to " That's Fucked Up"
Proper response to "From Ere Now"
See From Ere Now
Dude:I just saw someone fall in horse shit
Dude 2: awww dude, Stinking sick!!
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Dude:From Ere Now
Girl:Stiking Sick
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Necrophiliac:Wanna Go Screw Dead People?
Dude: Fucking Stinking Sick!
Dude 2: awww dude, Stinking sick!!
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Dude:From Ere Now
Girl:Stiking Sick
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Necrophiliac:Wanna Go Screw Dead People?
Dude: Fucking Stinking Sick!
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