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Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.
"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."
by clegg April 21, 2008
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Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.
"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."
by pishtank April 6, 2008
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Sponging

A "Nasal Blowjob" whereby nasal mucus acts as a lubricant for a man's erect penis.

The ejaculation occurs inside the nose, or nasal pathway, before the person being "sponged" sucks it up along with mucus to the back of the throat, and swallows it.
"I totally sponged that bitch last night."

"I'm sorry - I have a throat infection. But you can sponge me all you want."

"Sponging makes me come so hard."
by Floor1KitchenKrew October 3, 2008
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Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.
"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."
by pishtank April 7, 2008
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Jesus Spanking

when you do something that you know is wrong and God comes back to get you for it later.
1. Obama is a crappy president and makes bad choices....so Jesus spanked him when he got hit in the face during a game of basketball.

2. A child kicks another kid and then runs away. while they are running away, they trip and smack their head on a wall. That my friends...is a Jesus spanking.
by michelle1991 November 29, 2010
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SPANKING AND BANKING

WHEN PLAYING ZOMBIES ON CALL OF DUTY YOU ARE KILLING LOTS OF ZOMBIES AND MAKING ALOT OF POINTS TO BUY PERKS WITH
DUDE YOU HAVE 500 KILLS AND 50,OOO POINTS YOUR SPANKING AND BANKING!
by CWEEZY69 October 18, 2011
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Spadging

To spadge - verb of the word spadge.

The action of hitting someone with a spatula or in a spatula like manner.
"whenever I watch spelling bees on tv I always want to give those kids a good spadging".

"I can't enjoy sex in the kitchen unless I get given a good spadging".
by Flying-pancakes-2 November 23, 2013
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