A smudgie is when you freeze a length of your shit, and use it as a dildo on a girl.
Wouldn't it melt I hear you say? That's the smudgie part.
Wouldn't it melt I hear you say? That's the smudgie part.
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term I used for years when seeing old friends after long absence.
term I used for years when seeing old friends after long absence.
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A fat man, woman or child who lives an inactive lifestyle. Such a person is extremely reluctant to indertake any physical activity (except for shopping for food to stuff their faces), prefering instead to vegetate in front of the TV or computer.
Hey Sludge Guts, get your fat, lazy ass over here and help me to move this heavy white good.
Sludge Guts, you really need to take a good look at yourself, if you are not careful, you are going to drown in your own blubber, you fat fuck!
Hey Sludge Guts, it's no wonder you are a miserable fat cunt, you are such a lard ass!
Sludge Guts, you really need to take a good look at yourself, if you are not careful, you are going to drown in your own blubber, you fat fuck!
Hey Sludge Guts, it's no wonder you are a miserable fat cunt, you are such a lard ass!
by Blue Rock December 28, 2007
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"Yeah my b that was a total smurge"
"Yeah you totally smurged it"
"Yeah my b that was a total smurge"
"Yeah you totally smurged it"
by not_a_power_ranger August 7, 2018
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by dzo August 28, 2021
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A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.
A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.
by Chuck_beaver February 28, 2011
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