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stealth smacker

When you have sex with girls that your friends like but you never tell them.
Damn you slept with her too!?!? Stealth smacker strikes again smh
by Mizuchiii May 6, 2017
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Turd Smoker

A smoker of turds, and such; a person who enjoys the taste of rolled feces.
Man, that JJSINC is a real turd smoker.
by thefunkyfeelone August 22, 2018
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Pickle Smoker

Pickle smoker, someone who loves inhaling the smell of a big veiny, hairy cock so much that it becomes an addiction.
Guy 1: Hey, I never knew Lucas was a fag. See him with that tweaker pimp last night?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's a born and bred authentic pickle smoker.
by charlesyeetstein78 October 17, 2019
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cart smoker

According to both Antisteezy and the Tiny Meat Gang, a cart smoker isn’t a true stoner and is therefore subhuman. Everyone knows real stoners don’t hit that shit. Get the fuck off of Snapchat with your stickers
Fake stoner: Hey man can I get a cart off you real quick?
Real stoner: Shut the fuck up, cart smoker! Like actually why the fuck are you talking to me? *hits his fucking apple*
by Thatniggacharles October 5, 2020
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Tyler stocker

He’s a little bit gaeeeeeeeeeer like me but u know we move he’s funny he’s cute well at least I find him cute idk he slays and got that badussy
Tyler stocker is such a badussy though 😭🤭
by Tylerisabadussyforlife February 13, 2023
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Ultra midnight spring shocker

A three part covert sexual act comprised of:

Midnight: while your partner is sleeping
Ultra shocker: two in the pink, two in the stink
Spring time: ice cold water

Walking in on your sleeping partner, waking them up by dousing them with ice cold water, then while the person is waking and dazed you give them an ultra shocker.

The move can be followed up with a fish hook or a def jam.
I came home after a late night at work horny as he'll, my girlfriend was asleep, tried waking her up, no dice. So I went to the kitchen and got a bottle of evian from the fridge, went back to the room and gave her an ultra midnight spring shocker.
by Erg raider April 4, 2011
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Bare hand smacker

Having raw sex.
Bro did you even use a condom? Hell nah I hit her with the bare hand smacker
by Mizuchiii May 6, 2017
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