rooster smashed

the state of which one is completely high and intoxicated. typically said in southern US.

Earl, I done got the stuff, let's get rooster smashed.

by ptwitchypyrate March 4, 2012

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sibling smashed

Similar to friend zoning but with the added insult of being "family" (love you like a brother/sister).

Him: You know, I really care about you.
Her: Oh, and you know I love you like a brother.
Friend: Ouch, sibling smashed. That's gotta hurt.

by Kate Chopin April 23, 2015

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Potato smashed

When you fuck till the point that your whole body is non existent

I went over to Jim's house and he (potato smashed) me into a coma.

by ThatHoeOver There June 30, 2017

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Pumpkin Smashed

A quickie at a the local Starbucks after drinking a sip of their first pumpkin spice latte while wearing ugg boots and yoga pants 2 hours before their yoga/CrossFit class

Dude ! I think your girl pumpkin smashed her trainer at the star bucks

Bro, we both ordered the same latte and pumpkin smashed in the parking lot.

by aMADmexikan October 10, 2017

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Owl Slashed

a shitty roblox game where braindead babies fight half their battles in the air and with an overly powerful stupid ability
abandoned by its creator for a successful game they wont reboot

Yo bro wanna play Owl Slashed?
No you motherfucking dweeb

by Chronicholas December 24, 2021

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