Seatuation

The state of seating possibilities in a public place.

- So, you still haven't got any seat?
- No, it's kind of a rough seatuation.

by Ellie@TheNellie February 23, 2012

Shitcation

A shitty vacation.

Guy 1 asks: "How was your trip bro?"

Guy 2 answers: "It sucked ass, I'm sorry I went with that cunt, all she did was bitched the whole fuckin time"

Guy 1 responds: "Sorry man, sounds like you had a shitcation"

by BroMike November 8, 2012

shituation

The circumstance that arises when a baby's poop is so explosive that it transcends the bonds of the diaper. May be exacerbated by the flailing tyke's tendency to "spread the news" with involuntary arm and leg motion. Usually demands the attention of multiple adults.

Some shituations can only be properly addressed with a garden hose.

by Kurt Merkle May 9, 2006

shitty situation

A shitty situation is one from which it may be difficult to extricate onself

The Titanic hitting the iceberg in the Atlantic in 1912 was a shitty situation

by Stias April 9, 2006

hostage situation

After eating shrimp cocktail that has been under a heat light and drinking a gallon of mexican water, you talaban the toliet and lock your wife ( who has been not putting out to you )in the bathroom with you with no fan on.

After 6 months of therapy proved friutless, and torture seemed the only option at hand. I released my wife from a hostage situation after see agreed to have anal sex.

by carole and RIch October 16, 2007

Situation Stipulation

A situation that becomes void, due to unknown circumstances, which henders any normal action taking place there of.

"DUDE!...You were suppose to go on that double date with me, my girl, and her friend!"

"Nah dude...Situation Stipulation. You didnt tell me she was fat...AND I had to pay for her fat ass too!

by Pete187 November 26, 2007

Situation Desperation

When one sees a familiar face,one who isn't very attractive, and feels slightly interested due to lack of company and more appealing others. Acting on these impulses isn't recommended, since you will likely regret your actions later.

Tom: Dude, I saw Beth in the same hotel I was staying at last night!

Keith: So what? You do anything?

Tom: Yeah, I asked her out, and she's not even that hot. Talk about Situation Desperation.

by Mister Unsmiley April 19, 2009