saggy sammy

A way to draw an elephant head so that it looks like a cock and balls.

"It's not a cock, it's an elephant. It's saggy sammy!"

by saggy sammy August 2, 2008

shagger

noun- a seducer of young, vulnerable women

Jude: He's a shagger.
Lucy: A what?
Jude: A shagger... a Dong Juan. A seducer of young, vulnerable women.

by judeacrosstheuniverse August 1, 2011

slaggathor

a person who is drunk sitting in a broken lawn chair around a campfire and when said person talks makes no since to the world

slaggathor smackabitch

by chief smackabitch October 27, 2009

Slagging off

Originates from Essex meaning when someone is chatting shit about you behind your back and obviously you confront them about it saying:

Person 1- apparently you've been slagging off jasmine

Person 2- says who? I can promise you now I ain't said one word about the girl.

by calmradgie June 8, 2016

Ex-Shagger

Somebody who previously received sex daily, nightly and ever so rightly but has now not had regular sex for more than 6 months.

"Yo dude whats with this kid? I can't understand a word he is saying!"

"Just pretend he is making sense, he hasn't had his oats in a while, he's an ex-shagger"

by Calstar-Oil January 7, 2010

Saggy Bags

What you would call a woman with extremely flabby and low-hanging breasts. Especially someone who should have much firmer ones.

Call Saggy Bags in Marketing and ask her if she finished that spreadsheet yet.

by HD ADD May 5, 2007

scaggy

having the quality of scag; being filthy, disgusting, well-worn and used rubbish

Tiffany is a scaggy looking bitch.

by Wally Petro May 20, 2009