Silly Dilly

Testosterone enraged pedophile with a shit kink

Did you hear about Silly Dilly’s shit kink?

by Sillygoofygoobygoober$$@ October 24, 2023

the salty rusticus

A Salty Rusticus is to have your old lady eat a can of cream corn then eat out her arse hole 24 hrs later.
Then drink an export to wash out your mouth

jim gave his wife the salty rusticus for their anniversary.

by Cool-murda November 6, 2017

Salty Pussy

Originating in Panama City Beach Florida, this is a term that is used to refer to the females that you pick up while in the ocean or on the beach.

Jim: Hey dude you ready to go down to the beach and wheel some salty pussy?
Jay: Hell yea

by The Achievers December 18, 2010

salty

A term originating from the United States Navy, used to describe disgruntled senior enlisted members. Also used to describe someone who has sea experience from a prior deployment, for whom the romanticized idea of ship life is gone, and replaced with sea salt.

Sailor: You got caught sleeping during general quarters, what happened?

Shitbag: I got yelled at for hours by some salty old senior chief.

by mgwarner January 2, 2015

Dont Be silly wrap your Willy

Dont BE stupid put a condom on when u are gonan have sex

Johnny i hear that ur gonna have sex ,so dont be silly wrap your willy

by moosewayne October 1, 2005

Silly Job

The placement of silly bands around the male's phallus upon which the woman proceeds to run the phallus up and down; a hand job of sorts.

I felt like I was back in 3rd grade when she gave me a Silly Job.

by TerrySchiavo'sNapTime August 5, 2010

Salty Turtle

When you cum in a girl's mouth, the proceed to leave your erect penis in her mouth until it goes limp.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hook up with Sally last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I gave her a Salty Turtle.

by Crunch_berry August 7, 2011