Shattle

The act of defication while riding a bicycle. Primarily used to provide extra cushioning and support between the saddle of the bicycle and the posterior of the cyclist.

1. Lance shattled himself during the race in an effort to provide the support he lost to his missing testicle.

2. I heard John shattle in an effort to relieve his aching ass.

by fotofotof June 30, 2015

Scratt

A scratt is a person who thinks its cool and sexy to act hyper when they are just annoying bitches.

Urggh she is such a scratt acting hyper when she is just a slut

by edwardps January 28, 2016

facebook shatting

Facebook chatting on your laptop or phone while simultaneously taking a shit.

dude last night i was facebook shatting with her for like 20 minutes!

by gars9004 January 22, 2010

Shratty

-girls who are really skanky and nasty

That girl Courtney is so shratty

by zumiezho February 27, 2009

shatter persistant

when you are most likely ill and your ails are persistant

shatter persistant; when you absolutely positively must shit on everything in the bathroom

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

Shattur

When you go to fart on something or someone, you shart, and a bit of it gets on them.

I shattured all over the side of my brother's head last night.
I did not mean to shattur on your pillow.
You're shatturing, stop.

by trens November 13, 2014

Shatty

your lil fart Baby

yo wassup shatty

by Big pp mahn 27 June 7, 2021