Caught Shoes

A litty fire pair of sick kicks. They are so wet that you would get caught because they are so noticeable. They are the coolest shoes you will ever see.

Those are some caught shoes, they lit.

by Whoisjoe—- November 15, 2019

shoe nazi

Some bitch who always tells you to take your shoes off inside

Mom: take your damn shoes off now!
Son:Jesus mom stop being such a damn shoe nazi!

by Shoe nazi November 8, 2018

shoe splooge

the act of cumming into an un suspecting persons shoe before they put it on and theyll receve a gross but funny suprise

dude i got all the guys to shoe splooge jims shoe before he goes to get us more beer.

by jurasickjack November 27, 2009

pumpkin shoes.

Something that doesn't make any logical sense

She is a pair of pumpkin shoes.

by needleyoyo June 15, 2009

Clown Shoe

Used to define idiocy, or people who are just being a pain in the ass.

Person A: "Want to go to the movies?"
Person B: "Naw, I gotta help my mom with her make up"
Person A: "Your a fucking clown shoe" (click!)

by Shakes the Clown June 15, 2003

shoulder shoes

shoes meant to be kept on during the act of sex, mostly referring to the high heeled, sexy kind.

Wait until he sees me in my shoulder shoes.

by K311y June 22, 2008

Funeral Shoes

Shoes worn by people who attend funerals. Sometimes worn to school by Jehovah's Witnesses. Often cheap and ugly.

A:Hey Eugene, where did you buy those funeral shoes?
B:I bought them at payless!

by The012 October 1, 2010