Autograph session

The process of trying to get oneself clean after a shit that leaves your butthole agape. Most common after a dropping a deuce with the consistency of Georgia Red Clay.

Why were you in the bathroom so long?" "I was actually done pretty quick, but then it turned into an autograph session when I was wiping my ass. I still don't feel clean...I just know my butt's going to be itchy later.

by Frank Vinacelli December 11, 2011

mini session

When a college course only lasts for 2 months.

Me: "wow I started this course in January,it's May and i'm done already "
Professor: "that's because this is a mini session class "

by dawnmusic July 12, 2015

bitching session

Bitchin bout some1

Oii they had a bitching session bout u

by Millie's cookies February 18, 2018

session sex

When you have to block out time in your day to have sex because apparently you didn't have anything else to do today.

Unlike a quicky session sex is not.

#sessionsex

Wondering what to do with your those annoying extra hours in your day? Ask your doctor if session sex is right for you.

by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018

Jam session

When u listen to music and dance to it with more then 1 person

we had a jam session las nite

by krista January 4, 2004

jam session

a gangbang of sexual intercourse with 4 or more guys on one girl.

That bitch is sick she had a jam session with 6 guys

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

Shit Session

When Jeff Session is appointed Attorney General

Oh man, what a major Shit Session in the senate.

by TheDumpman January 31, 2017