Cat Scratches

Usually used about self-harm cuts that either don't or barely break the skin.

Jack: "I accidentally cut way to deep last night, I think I saw the bone."

Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."

by anonymous November 28, 2024

Cat scratches

A way to describe self harm scars that were caused by sharp objects

Why do you have so many cat scratches on your arm?

by Andie the cat May 17, 2025

Creamy Crunches

Face-sitting during sit-ups. Woman rides man's face, while man punishes abs.

My girl was so wet seeing me in my tight workout gear on ab day. I told her to park it on my face for some creamy crunches and I'll finish her, while I finish sit ups.

by sci-isms May 26, 2025

Peter’s loud bird screeches

Louder than:
-Mariah carrey’s high notes
-an airplane passing by your house
-your mom yelling at you for not cooking the rice.

Peter: ÊËĘEEEEEÉYYYŸYYYyyyyyyyyyYyyYyyyY HUUÜÛÜUUUHÙŪÜUUUUUÜHHHÜÛUUUUUU AUUUUGHHOOOAOAOAAOOAAO HUEHURHAHEHEAHE IEEEYYYIIEIEIE PPPOOPOO REEEEE
someone: what the HELL was that?
Peter’s friends: peter’s loud bird screeches.

by theasianpotato September 21, 2019

Dead man’s scrunch

When you are shot in the neck/head and spaz up before falling limp.

Yeah he’s dead, he did the dead man’s scrunch after he was shot!

by Lukiepook September 13, 2025

Ya want scritchiez or scrunchiez?

Da logical "next step" in playful semi-intimacy after da "shnugglez or shnooglez?" intro when interacting wif a cute chick; it involves asking her whether she wants you to either gently apply yer fingernails to her back or affectionately knead her shoulders.

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy, preparing to apply da "lovin' hands" to a hot chick who's stretched out face-down on da couch: "Ya want SCRITCHIEZ or SCRUNCHIEZ?"
Gal, giggling in drowsily-contented amusement: "Both, please --- first scritchiez between my shoulder-blades and on down da middle of my back, and then scrunchiez all over my upper back and da back of my neck."

by QuacksO January 20, 2026

International give a boy a scrunchie day

International give a boy a scrunchie day is October 4th. So give a boy a scrunchie to even out with September 24th.

Boy: Remember 24th September? I gave you my hoodie
Girl: Oh yes! Here, have my scrunchie, today is International give a boy a scrunchie day

by Ki ona September 24, 2019