schmider

v. the act of locking out ones roommate, who had no prior knowledge , to have sex

Fuck Bob pulled a schmider on me again

by jamesknows December 11, 2008

Schmoked

Smoking weed

And then we schmoked so much shit, I was totally stoned.

by Swineohnine November 10, 2009

schmidty

The coolest person all time! And will eventually kill me.

EH! Schmidty! will ye quit making all these wisecracks! I have asthma! you inconsiderate fool! I must depart, i have band.

by Haley RYan Rocks January 28, 2005

schmidtke

A retarded motherfucker

He pulled a schmidtke

by Schmidtke December 12, 2016

S-Schmid

The act of licking someones testicles are shaft in order to gain their approval.

Spencer s-schmided his daddy's hiary lube infested testicles to get some of his "coolness".

by Mike Kircdizzle May 3, 2004

Coco the Banana Schmo

A demented piece of fruit with WAY too much time on his hands.

"I went to the supermarket with Coco the Banana Schmo to buy groceries."

by Corez November 28, 2003

schmock

something dirty, uggly and filthy.
Also, resin in your pipe.

First found in germany in 1999, it made it's way on several popular message boards where it caused some confusion.

Might be spelled "shmock"

God, look at that schmock!
I cleaned my pipe yesterday, and removed a lot of schmock!

by Timo1232 March 20, 2008