schwapping it

to masturbate. It is just another one of the billions of names for male masturbation.

Simone: Hey, you got to check out this new porn I made it will make you touch yourself.
Phil: No thanks, I have schwapping it since I've been here.

by Founding Father of Schwap December 12, 2006

Shlapper

A shlapper is another word for penis. word is used in the scentence "Shlob on your shlapper" refering to somone sucking your penis.

Shlob on your shlapper

by wenterprises June 28, 2010

schlopping

A combination of schlepping and shopping to describe a tedious or tiresome shopping trip.

I was at the mall schlopping with my girlfriend.

We did a lot of schlopping on black friday.

by asiseesit December 18, 2010

noah schnapp

daaddy

"oh look its noah schnapp!!! "
"do i look good?!"
"why?"
"because noahs daddy i have to look perfect!"

by hayGorg<3 May 20, 2020

Schlampe

A person with larger breasts than Celina (AA)

A: Elina is such a Schlampe!
B: Yes, she has larger boobs than Celina!
A: Yeah, but that's not that hard to achieve :>

by noragma December 5, 2016

Schlapping

The irritating noise produced by someone who doesn't eat with their mouth closed.

'Did you hear Christian eating? He wouldn't stop fucking Schlapping!'

by 12017317 March 7, 2014

Schlapping

Exposing the hypocrisy of celebrities or other well known people, as in Mercedes Schlapp or Matt Schlapp.

Kathy Griffith is great at schlapping trump's toadies.

by The Dire Wolf June 25, 2018