schadenfolde

Taking delight when a poker opponent folds a winning hand.

I know I should feel bad that Tony folded three queens and would have beaten three tens but I'm enjoying schadenfolde nonetheless.

by erlichmanr November 20, 2020

schadenfroyo

Increasingly common in the age of overly creative chefs, this is that special satisfaction or pleasure at another person’s unfortunate frozen dessert choice.

What’d you order?

I got one scoop each of Spamberry Crunch, Blueberry Borscht, and Pizza Dough.

Ha! Sucker! I got chocolate and vanilla.

You’re enjoying my disgust too much, this is classic Schadenfroyo.

Do you think I should get the Natto’n Honey, Pralines and Bream, or Whirled Peas?

Try them all! I feel some Schadenfroyo coming on.

by JJ Seldron November 25, 2020

Schard barbie

A female meth addict who traffics her "cuteness" or physical "gifts" in exchange for schards of meth.

SCHARD BARBIE

Jane Doe aint nothing but a schard barbie.

by REDNNIK December 11, 2020

shaddai

shaddai is Hebrew for mountain, but usually it's plural; shaddayim. The slang is saying mountains to mean tits. This gets a little deeper because it is customary to refer to the Hebrew God as El Shaddai, since Moses got the law on Mt Sinai from God, hence God of the Mountain.

When you said El Shaddai gave you those stone things you really meant you were talking to a couple of shaddayim.

by Richard808 February 27, 2021

schadenfreude

"The sexual attraction to people bitching!" -Fawful's Minion, 2020.

"Man seeing that girl get pissy really turns me on!"

"Yo fam, you got schadenfreude or some shit?"

by Ram_Fan1991 March 7, 2021

schanderl

bitch of a name that’s always misspelled for shandler or schindler (dk how)
people w this name often say they have german heritage (they probably do) like it’s a trait to have
they’re also very hot and tend to be amazing kissers mwah
if u don’t have this name u can’t call urself alternative. (jk <3)

boy1: what’s that girl’s name
boy2: oh that’s that schanderl girl she’s so hot
girl1: oof ikr

by bigtittygothfairy January 14, 2021

schadenfreude

pleasure derived from someone else's downfall

when she fell and broke her neck, i felt nothing but schadenfreude

by m3nt4lly$icK February 6, 2021