Salad candy

High-calorie, low-nutrition items that make salads more palatable, but less healthy.

Marvin's addition of craisins, croutons, cheese, and sugared pecans turned his originally healthy lunch into a 2500-calorie bowl of salad candy.

by bobo76 December 1, 2014

Salad in a jar Party

When a girl invites you to to a salad in a jar party but uses the jar to hold your jizz to one day use against you in a paternity case

"Hey Gerald wanna come to my salad in a jar party?"

"No thank you I don't want to unknowingly become a father"

by Gerald Boy November 23, 2016

salad jockey

When one man/woman lays down on their stomach whilst another man/woman buries their face in their partner rectum in the handstand position.

Sentence 1: Im tired of having to suck your centimeter peter let me be your salad jockey

by Dickzilla4 June 7, 2018

Saadun

A bunch of underage motorcyclists who roams around the town of Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia causing chaotic scene such as explosion and robbery. The most common crime that had been committed by them is rape

Be careful for Saaduns.They are very notorious.

by Themajirineman February 24, 2019

Saadet

She is a very beautiful girl, mainly has blue eyes. She blocks out toxicity and stands up for her friends, she can show a lot of emotion, she is funny, amazing, and cool. If you lose Saadet that's your loss not hers

Dude: Bro saadet has such a cool personality
Other dude: I know right i want to date her so bad

by BTSFANSFOREVERARMYY April 13, 2021

Tard Salad

Multiple handicapped people, with various handicapps, gathered together in the same place at the same time

When I was on vacation this summer I had the chance to see the special olympics. Man, that is the biggest Tard Salad I have ever seen!!

When working in a group home with handicapped people one must be careful to keep them seperated at all times. If you let them form a Tard Salad they could over power you.

by S.Mendez June 16, 2010

pubey salad

messy but clean

clean running vagine

smells mean

but aint nothin for MR.BEAN

Mommys making a pubey salad and needs some of daddys homemade dressing! - Obama/Gary Busey

by Spicey meataball on mai chest December 21, 2010