Reset The Clock

The clock is the measurement for the last time an individual has had sex. When a person has not had sex in a while (which is relative depending on the person) their clock needs to be reset. If they fail to reset the clock, it is possible they will go crazy and do something they'll regret. In conclusion, it is important to reset the clock every so often to maintain sanity.

Note: In order to reset the clock, some individuals may consider oral sex or heavy fondling as acceptable. I personally do not.

Deprived Guy: "I haven't had sex in a month, it's awful"

Friend: "You need to reset the clock bro"

by forrforr February 28, 2013

resting high face

Like a resting bitch face, but they look high. Also known as RHF

Wow Bria has a resting high face

by DankDuchess July 24, 2017

Resting Mitch Face

When your face looks either like a turtle or Mitch McConnell then you have a Resting Mitch Face or RMF.

"Dude. That guy has a Resting Mitch Face."

"No man. That RMF is Mitch McConnell."

by Namer of Faces February 24, 2019

resting place

the place you go when you are dead.

the Pharaohs resting place is usally a tomb

by resting place April 14, 2019

Resting Bitch Face

The face a woman makes to ensure a man does not think she's flirting, because a single smile can mean anyone thinks their flirting.

Man she's a mean looken bitch!
Nah, she's just sick of dudes tryen to get with her, so shes got a resting bitch face on

by crossoverlover June 1, 2015

Resting duck face

When you make a duckface with out meaning to.

My sister Jennifer always has resting Duck face!

by Shorty1 March 3, 2017

Restivo

Restivo's are the most awesome people ever. Their family is loud and outgoing. They love everyone around them and that's the only reason their around them!

Boy 1: "That family is so cool!"
Boy 2: "Oh them! Those are the Restivo's!"

by #Dwightisawesome! October 13, 2018