Baby-Refunder

Noun. A person who claims they would give up their baby for another child they find absolutely perfect.

Example 1: "Kendra is such a baby-refunder. Every time she sees little Freddie she says she would refund Jack to pay for Freddie."
Example 2: Julia was such a baby refunder, always saying she wishes her little boy was more like her neighbors kid.

by CokeHead June 26, 2014

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denial rebound

A Denial Rebound is the person that someone who is non-straight dates in an attempt to push away from homosexuality.

For example: Alexandra finally figured out she's a lesbian, but she's in denial about it because she grew up with strict Mormon beliefs. She starts dating Phillip in hope that she'll eventually grow to love him and the homosexuality will go away. Later she accepts herself as a lesbian and breaks up with Phillip. Phillip is now her denial rebound.

"Shit that's my ex Phillip." "Your denial rebound?" "Yeah."

by LSAL November 25, 2018

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mexican refund

To return food back to the establishment via your asshole.

That restaurant overcharged me for my food. Time to cover their bathroom floor with the old mexican refund.

by Creation station April 23, 2019

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Offensive Rebound

A person who rebound off their rebound with who they were originally rebounding from

A guy Matt rebounds from Susan with Hannah but then performs an offensive rebound from Hannah with Susan.

by MORMONCOCK April 30, 2019

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cheap rebound

Verb; when you go through a break-up and your ex partner gets with your friend/friends

bitty1: “Bro travarius got with kelly last night

bitty2: “we fr broke up 4 days ago that’s a cheap rebound having ass dude”

kelly: “ I was jus testin him tho 👀”

by 🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌 May 24, 2019

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