putin

A very unpleasant bowel movement that one wants to quickly forget.

I indulged too much last night. Woke at 5 a.m. with a putin. Nasty. Thank god it's gone.

by squidwhispers March 20, 2022

Putin

A dangerous and offensive word used to describe gore and violence.
Not to be used in Ukraine.

Putin is cuming for you

by anonymous April 20, 2022

Putin

Genius.
President (Dick tator) of russia.

God.

Religion.

Put in.

Путин (putin)is a бог (god)

Da (yes)

by S7UP1D May 2, 2020

PUTINIZE

Self inflicted political isolation

The director was PUTINIZED because she refused to collaborate with frontline staff; she was then ousted by a unanimous vote of no confidence.

by Greeneyedsmallfry March 23, 2022

Putin

The true spirit of evil and controller of the first puppet president Donald Trump.
Synonym for devil, evil, psycho, serial killer, human waste and prejudiced idiot.

“I just watched the Putin wears Prada!”
“Urghhh! I just got some dog Putin on my shoe!”
“The killer was sentenced to a life in prison for being such a Putin.”
“Did you see that guy? I think he was a real Putin.”
“Putin’s in the detail.”
“Putin lurks in the dark.”

by wee_eejit May 30, 2022

Putin

When you’re having anal sex with your partner then he/she pulls out and there’s a whistling noise followed by the Eruption of a Poopy Farty Noise.

It was just a little Noise when I pulled out, Nobody’s was Putin okay.

by GoodWeatherChris March 8, 2022

rusty putin

Giving anal to an old rich guy that says he hates gays but wants you in his ass.

See that fellow stomping on that pride flag. He wants it cause he's in a rusty Putin.

by timthepigman June 4, 2022