private school problems 

Where celebrity children go to school

and are completely forgotten.

Student 1: Hey you suck at football
Student 2: Fuck you, my dad used to play for the NFL
Student 1: Shit my bad man, private school problems what can I say? My dads a politician.

private school problems by laxalldayeveryday March 9, 2017

Private account 

Can you ah check if that accounts private

Can you ahhh check it the tot guys account is private (private account is a gay person)

Private account by Uejbeheu August 16, 2017

Private Enemy

Someone you don't want your girlfriend to have sex with.

I don't want John to fuck my girlfriend. He's my private enemy.

Private Enemy by IBLAZEBUGLES October 21, 2017

private sandbag

A veteran hero in the army capable of saving any solider from anything.

He can stop a bullet or shield you from a grenade, a must have comrade in the army.

H
e started out as a fat black man eating at burger king everyday. He was recruited into the military through recommendation. If you're going into battle, make sure to take him with you.

He has been known to but medics out of business.

Hey "Private Sandbag" I need you to provide cover over here!!

private sandbag by Buttercactus December 13, 2017

private session 

When your Spotify is on private so your friends can’t see your partaking in sad nibba hours

Damn last night I had a fat private session listening to I fall apart

private session by Sad nibba December 18, 2017

Private School 

A school that is not funded by the government and taxes that you have to pay tuition for.

Private schools are NOT full of rich, snobby, white, spoiled kids.

Private schools are NOT that strict.

Private schools are the same thing as public schools, but you have to wear uniforms and pay tuition.

Person 1: Oh? That chick goes to a private school? She must be a total spoiled bitch.

Person 2: She has divorced parents who abuse her daily, and she’s also a really good friend.

Private School by Truth_def June 11, 2018

Private-Rainbow 

A rainbow you can see both ends touching the ground.

There was a private-rainbow in my backyard!

Private-Rainbow by BillysWords September 1, 2018