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prayer nap

The act of taking a nap in a prayer position. Your knees have to be on the ground while your upper body is laying on something of higher elevation. You never really plan on sleeping like this, it just happens
Dude the other day mike was so wasted at a party that he ended up taking a prayer nap on the toilet
by Bigchild96 August 22, 2015
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a single prayer

When someone prays the phrase: "Achilles, the sound engineer, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest". to prey on people.
Person 1: Hey, do you prey on people?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "a single prayer"
by TheZestyGave January 6, 2025
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Prayer brake

The sudden merge to the far right lane and slowing from 90 down to 50mph after realizing you've just flown by a policeman. Normally done in the hope that the policeman didn't clock you as you went by and that you won't get a ticket.
Hey - take a prayer brake - you just flew by a cop with his radar out.
by Jbt003 July 4, 2009
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Spartans Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who takes naps as prayers.
Person 1: Do you take naps as prayers?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are Spartans Prayer.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 14, 2025
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prayer whore

Someone who does irresponsible and foolish things to get attention. The close relative to the Attention Whore
Wow Sarah is such a prayer whore.
by Pardue15 January 6, 2016
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prayer boner

when you worship the lord so hard you get a half chub or a full boner
yesterday at church i was praying so hard i got a prayer boner
by zefin April 30, 2019
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