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postmodern rape

Rape performed in a well dressed, suave and artistic fashion, associated with the higher echelon of society.
Sir William carried out an exquisite postmodern rape on Susan the other night.
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Postcount

Postcount, or "post count": Is the total sum of combined posts a registered user has contributed to a specific internet forum or message board he/she is registered to.

Used widespread on internet message boards, the conjunction of the two words: "post" & "count" was established to define what is postcount, as we know it.
a) Members with a postcount in access of 100, may have an avatar

b) Five, is a low postcount for someone who has been registered here for over a year.
by Brinnie April 24, 2005
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posthole

Noun, usually refers to a person who gets triggered when a social media post is refuted or pointed to errors (grammar and spelling errors excluded
You are a posthole. Get your facts right.

You are a posthole. Google before you post and embarrass yourself
by JayPKal April 4, 2019
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Muddy Pothole

The muddy pothole is an advanced sensual move for fecal-feliacs.

Step 1: Take a dump in your lover's belly button.
Step 2: Repeatedly thump your dick on the filled belly button.
Step 3: Enjoy the splash.

This term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.
Bernard was ready to take their sex life to the next level, and gently requested that Gwen lie down and try the muddy pothole.
by BunzAndWeenies.com October 13, 2011
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the women is doing a handstand while the male is pounding her from up in the air
relaxing butt tingler postion is hand stanfdatleast be on a stool to pound the girl supper hard booty
by brockchoader January 19, 2011
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postwhore

Someone who posts large quantities of posts that usually do not have much meaning. Could be to feel that they have some sort of authority, have no real life besides the message board, or get some special recognition for it. It also could be all three of those or many more reasons.
Mistress of Light on Deathrock.com is a postwhore. She believes in quantity not quality and makes it a point to post on every thread in existance on the board it seems.
by NotTorreyPine September 23, 2008
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Potshot

When you make a fresh pot noodle and put your cock In it and spunk
My dad helped me potshot last night by holding the cup
by Potshot king August 23, 2017
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