poptartdamelio

someone: omg do u like poptarts
poptartdamelio: DUHH OFC

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POPTART$

less of a thing but more an idea (like giygas)

POPTART$ X Giygas

Gabe:who's POPTART$
Alex:something to wonder about

Ig:untitled_k2ng

Twitter:POPTARTS86

POPTART$ by POPTART$ March 11, 2023

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A person who was believed to be straight for a long period of time who suddenly "comes out of the closet," in an unexpected and rapid manner.

I thought Jim was a playboy who railed dimes every day, untill he gave all the guys head at Becky's sweet 16. Fucking closet poptart!

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When a female becomes infected with and std, her poptart is now poisoned.

"I was gonna tap dat but then I realized she had a poisoned poptart."

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this is a nickname for faggots who eat nasty shitflavored foods like nasty shut rootbeer poptarts

Nelson you Fucking rootbeer poptart faggot you're fuckin nasty you stupid shitface eatin nasty shit Boi

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After a long night at the gangbang, her crunchy poptart gave my penis road rash.

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