3 definitions by DirtyDenimDawn

1

Crunchy poptart

An unwashed, dry, semen caked-up vagina.

After a long night at the gangbang, her crunchy poptart gave my penis road rash.

by DirtyDenimDawn March 05, 2018

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2

A heterosexual woman who turns lesbian because she gets tired of licking limp dicks

After a career of being a noodle licker, Bonnie is now happy w/ Jane's soft taco.

by DirtyDenimDawn March 23, 2018

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3

An angry foaming vagina

Her rabbid hole nearly bit my dick off!

by DirtyDenimDawn March 05, 2018

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