Noodle licker

A heterosexual woman who turns lesbian because she gets tired of licking limp dicks
After a career of being a noodle licker, Bonnie is now happy w/ Jane's soft taco.
by DirtyDenimDawn March 23, 2018
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Crunchy poptart

An unwashed, dry, semen caked-up vagina.
After a long night at the gangbang, her crunchy poptart gave my penis road rash.
by DirtyDenimDawn March 05, 2018
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