Urban Dictionary: Definitions by DirtyDenimDawn

Noodle licker

A heterosexual woman who turns lesbian because she gets tired of licking limp dicks

After a career of being a noodle licker, Bonnie is now happy w/ Jane's soft taco.

An unwashed, dry, semen caked-up vagina.

After a long night at the gangbang, her crunchy poptart gave my penis road rash.

Her rabbid hole nearly bit my dick off!