Definitions by DirtyDenimDawn

Noodle licker 

A heterosexual woman who turns lesbian because she gets tired of licking limp dicks

After a career of being a noodle licker, Bonnie is now happy w/ Jane's soft taco.

Noodle licker by DirtyDenimDawn May 15, 2018

Crunchy poptart 

An unwashed, dry, semen caked-up vagina.

After a long night at the gangbang, her crunchy poptart gave my penis road rash.

Crunchy poptart by DirtyDenimDawn March 5, 2018

Rabbid hole 

An angry foaming vagina

Her rabbid hole nearly bit my dick off!

Rabbid hole by DirtyDenimDawn March 5, 2018