Pooment

to be an almost poo like person who pisses every one of or just a tit

oi that boys a pooment

by errARLO September 2, 2009

POOMA

pulled out of my ass, information that cannot be confirmed due to lack of supportive data, whether offered or shown

Okay, I admit that my comments on the news were POOMA.

by The Return of Light Joker June 20, 2011

Poomu

A fat persons swimsuit, usually constructed from large amounts of fabric, and sometimes has a skirt or sarong attached.

Kirstie Alley, Oprah and Janet Jackson all go poomu shopping together at Jones New York before they go to their closets to eat Coldstones and babies in shame.

by Lori Ween Levine September 25, 2007

Poomobile

A really a shit car.

"Man that wogs driving a Poomobile, hes such a douchebag/poofta"

by Kevin 07 January 3, 2009

chasing poomps

Going out on the lash looking for girls. Also abbreviated to P.C.ing as in poomps chasing.

A: "Did you go out chasing poomps last night you sly dog"
B: "yeah, i did"
A: "any good poomps around?"
B: "nah, just battlers"

by Shaw Cunningham December 19, 2005

Poomuyl

A Jobbie cleaning tool traditionally used by the Russians.... ( looks like a paint roller)

There's nae bog roll left love....can you pass me my poomuyl

by DaeItPoo July 14, 2010

Poomkin

a poop in a muffin, then....you make your bitch eat it while sucking your dick, the donut has to be heated first. FYI

bitch sucking dick while eating a poop muffin- poomkin

by Moon poop turd high as hell ;) April 20, 2010