nanner planner

someone who hides bananas in public areas

Person: Don't tell anyone, but I'm the nanner planner
Person: what the fuck are you talking about

by banannerplanner March 2, 2024

Corn Planter

The act of pooping directly into another person's butt hole.

I paid a hooker in Vegas $50 to give me a handy and a Corn Planter.

by 50Gunner1984 April 30, 2025

Brown panzer

The act of pooping a straight solid turd in your hand in the cold then throwing it in spiral causing a smoke like steam to follow

Johnathan received a brown panzer to the face before school

by True black guy January 24, 2026

Three planker

Someone who both skis and snowboards. Depending on the terrain, snow conditions, or how they are feeling on any particular day.

Jerry can't sucks at skiing AND snowboarding, but he's a certified three planker!

by jaymartin February 22, 2026

Mansplaining planner

A board with a calendar used to plan methodically when to do mansplaining, choosing the topic and the victim

Mildred: I would swear that man owns a mansplaining planner because he always mansplains to me from Monday to Friday at the same hour about what feminism is and what it isn't. I always receive his condescending tutelage on this topic at 17:19 sharp.
Gertrude: Same topic at the same hour?
Mildred: Indeed, Gertrude, indeed.
Gertrude: And what about Saturday and Sunday?
Mildred: A mercy, I assume. He must think I need to have a rest!

by Love-fi December 10, 2025

Girls und Panzer

Girls und Panzer (GuP) is a cute girls doing cute things Anime about a sport called Sensha-dō (Way of tank). Sensha-dō is a girl's only sport where girls from highschools all around Japan fight in WW2 tank battles, no live ammunition is used (Thank God). Each highschool has it's own unique theme, ranging from No-No Germany to Australia.

Currently, GuP consists of 1 TV series, a 2 hour movie, 6 part theatrical series (4/6 movies released), 6 OVAs and 9 manga series.

GuP is hilarious as shit, so watch it right NOW. (I'm not trying to get you into joining a cult.)

Girls und Panzer was released in 2012, produced by Actas Inc.

by AdlerHidolf December 7, 2023

Alex O'Planter

HE IS A PLANT! I can't believe I didn't see it before! That's why he always uses the kid gloves with the Christian and the Jews! YOU EVEN HAVE HIS MANNERISMS!

Hym "ALEX O'PLANTER! YOU'RE A PETERSON PLANT! THAT IS HILARIOUS! You kmow why he picked you right? Because you're too weak to fuck his daughter! HA! YOU EVEN DO THE WIZARD HANDS! HAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS RICH! HE COPIES EVERYTHING I DO! HE'S DOING AN ARTIFICIAL VERSION OF MY THING! AHAHAHAHA! Wow man! That is wild!"

Alex O'Planter "Oh yeah totally! Religion is totally just Jordan Peterson's thing guys! We me his thing or SoCiEtY iS gOiNg To CoLlApSe!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024