[fuckberry pie]

A hot piece of ass.

I'm sure that cougar was a nice slice of fuckberry pie back in the day.

by JayDawg5150 January 17, 2009

cuddle pie

1.Someone whom likes to cuddle and snuggle for hours on end. Sometimes also referred to as a 'snuggle pie' or a 'honey bunny'.
2. A pet name for a loved one

Eric: "Snuggle me!"
Rhea: "Eric you're such a cuddle pie! I have a ton of work to do, maybe in a bit honey bunny?"
Eric: "No cuddle me now!"

by Dianne T. Mackay March 21, 2009

sweetie pie

Used as a term of endearment for someone you really like.

Ryan, you are such a sweetie pie!

by Nayz April 21, 2005

Dickington Pie

The act of ramming a penis into a pie, usually filled with custard or cherry.

Person 1: did you see Nathan last night?
Person 2: yeah he just made a dickington pie in front of everyone

by chickendippersinmeass July 22, 2016

pie-zest

Seemingly possessed, said of a non-living or inanimate object. Such objects cannot actually be demonically possessed.

The moving furniture in The Exorcist is pie-zest

by anonymous January 25, 2005

pie taster

Generally regarded as a man, although some women also enjoy it as well, who takes pride, and gets tremendous enjoyment out of orally satisfying his woman. A truly good "pie taster" has an amazing ability with his tongue, lips, and yes, even his nose, to always satisfy a woman. To the "pie taster", the sweet taste and fragrance is only beat by the woman's reaction - physically and orally (as in moaning and groaning). Pure pleasure for both people, if done properly. A true "pie taster" causes his woman and himself as well to lose track of time - the only time limit is her ability to continue...

A true "pie taster" always dreams of a true cherry pie. Regardless of that fact or dream, he is always ready to enjoy any kind of pie - except maybe a “cowpie”, but you never know about that either.

by Panchoman Jr. January 28, 2007

pie crimper

Someone of low intelligence, who if not flipping burgers and offering "is that large", will be working in greggs serving low grade offal to single mothers who force sausage rolls down their 2 year old childrens necks.

Ohh look at her, she is a right pie crimper

by Perruzo December 7, 2009