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A cheesehead NFL football team, who have the WORST fans ever! The packers are also known to have ugly uniforms that resemble puke and snot mixed together. All fans of the cheeseheads love their caveman era quarterback, Brett Favre, who needs to get a hint and retire.

Alternate names: Green Gay slackers, fudge packers, cheeseheads.
What do the packers and purcupines have in common?
They both have pricks.
by WerewolvesRule August 13, 2007
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Packers

The team of the mid nineties, with stars like Brett Favre and Reggie White. They're average at best now. Yet football fans all over the country like this team even more than their home team. They play in a small town that shouldn't even be on the map (has anyone heard of Appleton, WI? It's larger than Green Bay).

The team had two dominating periods: the mid nineties (with Favre and White) and the late sixties (headed by the famed Vince Lombardi). They aren't dominating anymore.

And Favre isn't the best in the league anymore. Peyton, Daunte, Donovan, Tom Brady, and others beat him out now.
How can anyone say that this team is among the best in the league? They have nothing resembling a defense!
by Crazyswordsman February 2, 2005
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Bamboo Picker

Someone who is attracted to only/mostly asian people.
So you do like Chang Lee! I always knew you were a bamboo picker."
by Bridgette&Heidi February 27, 2011
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Packers

The Packers used to win many championships and Brett Farve was a great quarterback "back in the day".
by Illiniruss May 14, 2006
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The Green Bay Packers

The "Green Bay Packers" are an American football team whose fans typically engage in revisionist history, drunken delusions and bizarre rituals of idolatry. Located in a largely ignored, economically desolate part of the state of Wisconsin, they provide a significant source of entertainment to the inebriate fans and their retarded offspring, sadly impaired by their parent's alchohol abuse. If you go to Wisconsin, you will find Packer fans who actually claim credit for several world titles before the creation of the league, or before the team name was even attached to Green Bay, or the state of Wisconsin, for that matter. They will not recall the 25- year period before 1992 when they made the league playoffs only twice, with a record of 1-2. They have also quickly forgotten that their star quarterback begged to be traded to the Minnesota Vikings before he was unceremoniously dumped by front office management on the troubled New York Jets. Wisconsin has the highest rates of alchoholism in the nation, and the highest concentration of Green Bay Packer fans as well. Coincidence? You decide...
An example of Packer fan hyperbole: "The Green Bay Packers have won 137 total titles" says the inebriate Packer fan, just before being placed in the Detox van.
by Furry Warmbath January 13, 2009
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Penny Picker

A typical stereotype for anti-semitests directing to a Jew directly and/or indirectly through verbal or text conversation.
Jack: Did you see that Penny Picker back there?

James: Anti-Semitest commy bastard.
by Simple things March 16, 2009
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Cherry Picker

When a homosexual attempts to convince a heterosexual to experiment in their first homosexual encounter, not because they genuinely think that they are homosexuals but simply for the conquest
A: I love all these liberal, open-minded hipster boys, they're so easy to guilt trip into a freebie.

B: You're such a cherry picker.
by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009
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