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Liam Payne

Liam Payne entered The X-Factor In 2008, But only got through to Simon's House. He tried again in 2010 and got to boot camp where he was put in a group with 4 other soloists consisting of Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Liam Payne. They are now called One Direction who currently preform on X-Factor and are loved by many teenage girls - And, He's probably the most fit guy in forever.
Liam Payne Is So Fit!! :)
by BalletDancer October 24, 2010
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Max Payne

Someone who can dodge bullets because they never use the toilet.
by alpha November 9, 2003
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Deuce is such a phone fag, every time I see him he is playing with his damn cell phone.
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Wanker phone

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cell phone

a leash or locating device
My parents called me on my cell phone to make sure I wasn't having sex.
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A fantastic substance usually ingested in order to recieve a visual, spiritual trip. Effects typically set in after an hour or so of ingestion.
That San Pedro cactus sure stinks of 3,4,5-trimethoxy-ß-phenethylamine. Good mescaline there.
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Arabian Phone Shuffle

(noun) The act of an unwanted overweight hairy naked man sneaking into one's bedroom whilst they slumber and jacking off into their face. When the surprised victim awakes and instructs the perpetrator to vacate the premises, he leaves, but not before taking their cellular phone with him. This individual is much like the Arabian Tooth Fairy, although he does not exchange teeth for cash, he exchanges jizz for technology.
Abdo waited until I fell asleep with my mouth slightly open and proceeded to give me an Arabian Phone Shuffle. I did not appreciate it.
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