Pettin’ the Turtle

A situation when one takes an incomplete shit, leaving a protruding “turtle head” behind. The shitter then must pet the lodged turtle head approximately 70 times with toilet paper or moist wipes, shitter’s choice of course.

Mary was pettin’ the turtle for a solid hour after the lunch special at Benihana.

by Daddylongdick813 October 30, 2019

Pecties

When the difference between pecs and titties becomes unnoticeable.

"YO BRO, did you see that chick benching? Her pecties were POPPING!"

by FratGymBro September 14, 2020

Petin

My best friend of all time. Petin, thank you for being there with me through all of school and helping our friend group when some of us aren’t pleased. We really love you 😁

Lane: Petin my bess friend
Petin: URT

by GucciDaddy December 3, 2020

Petino

Something juicy and fearless

“He saved a child from a murderer covered in juice.”
“He’s definitely a petino now!”

by spagh3tt1 December 28, 2020

Pactin

Pactin is a beautiful person. He is well known for his videos and very cool. He is one of the best sword fighters ever to live.

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by JYTJYTHNYTNBFGNBGFNVBNBVN February 13, 2021

Peckinhecker

N. The mortal enemies of the Heckinpeckers in the game Destiny.

Darn those Peckinheckers! We'll get them next match!

by AvenueNotTaken February 26, 2021

Pecking

1. To delay action or wait.

2. Resembling traits of nervousness.

Renae was driving on the interstate when she noticed a State Trooper behind her. Being nervous she started to weave out the driving lane. Her sister who was on the passenger told her "Renae stop pecking before we get pulled over!"

by Bo Factz April 29, 2021