Turkish Oyster

A blob of jizz on the pillow. Also known as a melted Marshmallow if it's still warm.

"I wiped up the sheets, threw the towel in the basket, put my head back on the pillow and copped a Turkish Oyster right in the eye".

by SKL Crew August 17, 2010

detroit oyster

A used condom.

My roommate keeps leaving Detroit Oysters on top of the bathroom trash.

by MizterPink May 3, 2018

Oyster-Shucking

An advanced form of the scissors sex position between two women that have severely enlarged meat curtains.

Person #1: "did you hear those weird slapping/suction noises last night?"
Person #2:"oh that was just the lesbians next door oyster-shucking"

by TurtleLovin October 30, 2023

Oregon oyster

After you cum inside her, her friend slurps it out

She asked her best friend if she would do the oregon oyster with her husband and her

by Jackade August 10, 2015

nasty oyster

Further advanced sexual technique where the male in either a hetro or homosexual pairing, piss fucks the recipient up the ass, throws up into his hand and then rubs the sick into the recipients face.

It gives the experience of a night out at bad seafood restaurant without having to spend any money.

Dave: "Shall we go to the new seafood restaurant on the shore?"

Matt:"Nah, we can just cut to the chase with a quick Nasty Oyster"

by Dr Bajashooze August 24, 2011

Dirty Oyster

When you have a chest infection, but still keen to give oral sex to your significant other. So you cough up a bit of green phlegm and spit it on them down under for a bit of extra lubrication.

Friend: "Hey, how have you been with this chest cold lately?"
"Yeah, good I gave my partner the Dirty Oyster last night."
Friend: "Oh that's nasty man."

by poida225005 November 28, 2021

oyster spot

The softest spot on someone's body, usually on the inner thigh or knee.

"Wow your legs are really soft."
"No, you're just touching my oyster spot."

by spacey_bacey December 8, 2014