A sexual act where one person masturbates while another sits in the dark watching. Usually while wearing a mask.
by RoboBen April 19, 2010
by NerrosSatherion September 05, 2013
A pipette job is given by a rare and gifted individual in the laboratory setting. The three stages of a good pipette job include 1. wetting the rim, 2. insertion of the pipette tip and beginning graceful movements up and down, and 3. pipette ejaculation, occuring at the same time as the final thrust of the hand giving the PJ.
"Jessica gives the best PJ's in lab, although Anthony comes in at a close second when giving a pipette job to male cells"
or
"Tris, you PJ'd the fuck out of those cells and made them break up."
or
"Tris, you PJ'd the fuck out of those cells and made them break up."
by Mark Engleberry July 16, 2009
Any job done by someone else who are distracted or careless with their work and make a total bodge Job of it.
Also known as Botch Job.
Also known as Botch Job.
Bob - "I'll have this done in no time."
Customer - "That is what I was worried about, a bodge job."
Or;
Craig - "Yes love, I be there. Ok hun, see you later."
Customer - "Will you be getting on with your work or be on the phone all day and make a total bodge job?"
Or;
Apprentice - "I think I finished the job boss."
Boss - "You made a right bodge job of that haven't you"
Customer - "That is what I was worried about, a bodge job."
Or;
Craig - "Yes love, I be there. Ok hun, see you later."
Customer - "Will you be getting on with your work or be on the phone all day and make a total bodge job?"
Or;
Apprentice - "I think I finished the job boss."
Boss - "You made a right bodge job of that haven't you"
by Long Johns March 16, 2012
by Totally not Bill August 03, 2011
Serg: Why are these computers all fucked up?
Vic: Steve's the one that built them out.
Serg: Oh so they're all Steve Jobs.
Vic: Steve's the one that built them out.
Serg: Oh so they're all Steve Jobs.
by Dick Picker January 27, 2023
see scab together.
1. n. A method of building and/or installation of a particular item with utter disregard for manufacturer's instructions, resulting in the item's total failure.
2. v. To install or fabricate something with complete apathy to anyone's safety and industry standards of quality. (cob it, cobbing it)
1. n. A method of building and/or installation of a particular item with utter disregard for manufacturer's instructions, resulting in the item's total failure.
2. v. To install or fabricate something with complete apathy to anyone's safety and industry standards of quality. (cob it, cobbing it)
1. Dude, that book shelf is totally coming down. Whatever asshole installed that total cob job should stop smoking the herb.
2. Ford just keeps cobbing in the rear brake drums on the Focus, resulting in the rear wheels falling off.
"If you are cobbing it and you know it, it's ok. It's when you don't know it that matters."
A qualified craftsman can cut corners and mildly cob together a quick fix, but when a homeowner cobs something, you'd better beware.
"Man, my dad cobbed the stairs together and my mom fell through, breaking her neck. "
2. Ford just keeps cobbing in the rear brake drums on the Focus, resulting in the rear wheels falling off.
"If you are cobbing it and you know it, it's ok. It's when you don't know it that matters."
A qualified craftsman can cut corners and mildly cob together a quick fix, but when a homeowner cobs something, you'd better beware.
"Man, my dad cobbed the stairs together and my mom fell through, breaking her neck. "
by technohermit September 07, 2006