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Tootsie Roll Nipples

The large, brown, thumb-like nipples that accompany over-use of steroids.
Hey, did you see Barry Bonds' Tootsie Roll Nipples last week? If those things had thumb joints, he could eat chinese food without a fork!
by undertowpull December 16, 2011
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sack of niplets

A phrase used by jacksepticeye in the I am Bread series, meant to be used as an insult.
by The World Rulez May 7, 2018
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NipplesNDicks

A singles bar/restaraunt in Southwest Florida.
"Dude, what are you up to tonight."

"I don't know for sure, but I think we're gonna go over to NipplesNDicks for a beer or two."
by Gorf May 25, 2005
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Nipplesagger

Female with saggy fat build up around the nipples and boobs.
Nick: Ew Jodi put your nipplesaggers away.
Jodi: You know you like my nipplesaggers!
by Equative December 9, 2008
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Gorilla Nipples

The presence of large, usually dark, areolas the size of saucers or small plates on a male who has big, floppy, hairy man boobs. These areolas are big enough to choke a donkey or give a small infants stretch marks, were they to attempt to feed from these monstrosities. Commonly possessed by football players in the PAC-12 who weigh 300-plus pounds, have black locks, and tons of back hair.
While Bif is enjoying a Mai Tai poolside, he spits out his drink when he notices a defensive lineman from USC sauntering up thunderously wearing size 6XX swim trunks with his huge areolas fully exposed. "Hey Skip, check out that dude's man boobs. I mean, he has some serious Texas-sized gorilla nipples."
by _DrBigEars_ November 15, 2016
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Pie Plate Nipples

Huge areolas that seem to cover almost the entire surface area of the breast.
Whoa! That chick's got pie plate nipples! They're huge!
by B.C. Ericks July 27, 2010
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Squeezing the Nipples

When a girl lets you go under her shirt, the act of squeezing and rolling her nipples in between your thumb and forefinger. You can also suck on them and gently bite them, to get her turn on. Girls love this.
Bob: "I went to 2nd base yesterday"
Frank: "Lucky! How far?"
Bob: "I got all the way to squeezing the nipples."
by juggieful January 10, 2012
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