Network Solutions

A euphemism for Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible. See scam, conflict of interest, corporation, corporate personhood, and damn well please.

When you call Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible "Network Solutions" you may trick someone into thinking that they're legitimate.

by Downstrike September 20, 2004

network blip

What some sysadmin say when something weird happens

There was a network blip, rather than tell you what happened we`ll make shit up.

by shad0w May 13, 2005

the food network

a channel dedicated to food and cooking shows, but as proven by Randy Marsh on South Park the food network also doubles as a porn channel

ex.1

T.v.: "look at how the meat just falls off the bone"
Randy Marsh: aww fuck yeah thats hot *grabs blanket and proceeds to fap.

Ex.2
"I wasn't fapping to the food network

by forever a nerd January 8, 2011

networker

A person who treats human beings like instruments and pretends to care about people they don’t care about because they think they might be useful to them at some point in the future. Networkers are often very good at active listening.

God, I hate that guy! Never stops scheming. He's such a networker.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

diaspora networks

The brain-drain science & tech intelluctuals & experts scattered around the globe who get called by their countries. (optional)
brain gain...again, India?

The conference stressed on many issues , but focused mainly on the brain diaspora option and the 'leaky pipeline' problem of PhDers leaving science.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Cartoon Network

Worst...channel...ever.

'Nuff said

by Comic Book Guy October 5, 2003

network stumbler

Is the program that people who WAR drive use to find WiFi spots.

I just got network stumbler and got arrested for it.

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004