moon boots

A variety of winter style boots that were popular in the 70's and 80's. Consisting of a heavy cushioned area that is intergarated with a large sole. When in gray or white color they especially resemble the moon boots of early astronauts when first stepping to the moon surface.

When were are having a burn barrel Jimmy loves to wear the moon boots, however they will become soft as sh*t if you get them too close to the cherry red barrel.

by Burg-Dogg June 30, 2004

moon over parador

When a man is mooning someone and his pants are pulled so low that his balls are exposed too.

I tried to moon the car behind us, but my pants went so low that I actually gave them a moon over Parador.

by Mill Bore March 6, 2007

moon dragon

A slang term for a bald chick. Originated from a Marvel comic book heroine by the same name.

That girl is 40DD-22-36. Who gives a shit if she's a moon dragon?

by Alfie The Horndog August 10, 2005

blue cheese moon

verb (v) - to purposefully clench one's nude buttocks with the intention of offending with the resultant dimples

God! Stop blue cheese mooning me!

by wileywatermelon February 23, 2011

eat shit and bark at the moon

1. You're a bitch and not worth my time. Usually in response to an unreasonable request.

Man 1: Can you do my paper for me?
Man 2: Eat shit and bark at the moon.

by candorsmayhem October 27, 2007

mojon

a spanish word that means a big amount of torpedo shaped shit, it is very long and smells very bad

hey mi mojon esta duro y no quiere salirse de mi ano.

by Richter808 October 29, 2006

Moon Child

Typically referring to those born under the Star Sign Cancer, since the moon is their ruling planet.

"I'm a fire sign, you?"
"Oh, I'm a moon child."

by Wayward Moon Child May 7, 2016