creamy monke

when two gay nigger faggots have an orgy
damn john just gave his dad a creamy monke
by dirty jizz baby April 28, 2022
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chip monk

n. the monk that is responsible for counting the offerings and tiths in the monastairys in las vegas, where it is completly acceptable to give offering in casino chips.
how much offering did we bring in last sunday? i dont know ask keith he's the chip monk this week.
by yomikey75 March 21, 2009
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False Monk

An asian thug/gangster with a shaved head, especially wearing large baggy orange clothes.
Kid:Why the hell is that monk wearing over size clothes and tatoos?

Kid2:Thats a False Monk boy, mess with them and you will get tiny rounded shouling palms in your back.
by Dnkdnk May 06, 2008
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Monk Mode

Being on the journey of forming habits you think the successful version of you would do.
Person 1: Let's go out tonight, text Izzy to come
Person 2: I'm down, but Izzy is in Monk Mode right now. He is probably working on his business.
by Falvarezmay December 29, 2022
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monk shot

When a male is hit in the testicles.
person #1 - Did you see that video of the skater falling on the rail?
person #2 - Yeah dude, total monk shot!

at this point a monks comes in a rings a bell and proceeds to throw walnuts around.
by DeathSquad June 18, 2008
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55hp monk

A special build from the popular semi-MMORPG Guild Wars. A 55hp monk is a normal monk with all superior runes in his armor. This causes his hitpoints to reach 55. When using a combination of Warrior and Monk protection skills, he is almost unkillable.
55hp monks are usually used for farming (killing enemies to get good items) in the Underworld.

This build is useless, however, without a good SS necro. An SS necro is a necromancer/mesmer who uses Spiteful Spirit (SS) on enemies while they are attacking the 55hp monk.
55hp monk: LF good SS necro to go farming in UW! (no noobs plz)
SS necro: Add me, dude.
by Bitch-ass mothafucka February 01, 2006
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Server Monk

In the post-apocalyptic radio series "Tales from the Afternow," Server Monks are "monks that get a cybernetic jack in the crown of the head, usually between the eyes on the forehead, to allow them to connect to the Internet and walk through a virtual world. They worship Server as a god and are the masters of the virtual world. They reside in temples and have acolytes and petitioners that cater to their needs."

In popular parlance, the term is sometimes used to indicate a person with an intuitive and deep affinity for technology, or someone who needs to constantly be "plugged in" in order to feel comfortable.
"Since I got a phone with Internet access, I've become such a Server Monk. It makes me nervous to be without Wikipedia even for a second!"
by RealityApologist July 17, 2008
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