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Mon

Span of 3 months and 46 days
I once went on a trip for mon.
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mon mons

give me my mon mons. my mulah, my cash. MY MONEY.
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Ma brudda ma mon

- You are ma brudda ma mon
- jaka broda kurwa?
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Mon

a rocket league god and he is tall and named Eugene.
"Mon your just a Mexican raccoon."
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Mon

Pronounced similarly so that it rhymes with 'bomb' or 'gone', A 'Mon' is an individual from the Cheshire region of the Uk who is characterised with a high interest in tractors.

They are typically not an actual expert in farming per se, thier love for tractors and associated machinery are thier only areas of interest.

The word 'Mon' is derived from 'Man' and designed to emulate the more slack jawed speech of the rural population of the area. It is typically incorporated into a greeting as follows: "Alreet (country slang for alright?) me (my) mon"

Many non-countryside influenced individuals use this way of addressing each other in order to sound simulator to the inhabitants of rural areas of cheshire i.e Nantwich, Malpas, Audlem etc.
"Alreet me mon, me john deere's PTO shaft has broken"

Or

"Can I lend a 3/4" socket for me Land Rover mon?"
by Wonnywocketwon December 4, 2019
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Innocent Mon

An innocent mon is someoneone who’s never going bock. They’ve often seen people died in front of their eyes.

Must be said in a strong Belfast accent.

A reference to Gerry Conlon from the film “In the name of the father”
Nobody: “I’m an innocent mon. I’m never going bock”

Friend : “ Aye I seen people died right infront of my fucking eyes, ya prod”
by _deafdave_ April 2, 2019
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Mons luck

When its bad luck amd things keep going wrong.

You make simple mistakes often

Feels like karma is against you when all you do is good.
When you step in dog poo "mons luck"

When you walk into a glassdoor "mons luck"

When something falls or breaks "mons luck
by Larry don December 7, 2025
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