Mikey Mons

A specific man located on the east coast that has the biggest shlong of the deep blue sea.

Yo, I saw Mikey Mons in NJ the other day at Salzonians.

by Bongler April 24, 2025

mon-gilo

mon-gilo; a term used for lying about not eating your kind. clearly you did, if you ever use this term. go to jail.

seungmin: no noce, i ate mike. my easy, our mon-gilo x4 (sang in reversed Topline ft. Tiger JK by Stray Kids)
stays: HE ATE MIKE

by StrawberryKat August 21, 2023

Mons

The main character.

I wish I was more like Mons.

by anonymous August 15, 2024

Mons

A mons can find varies uses of a hoover - handy when dealing with a 1cm insect. However she can sometimes defend Brighton airport which isn't actually an airport... she is deluded about the area she lives in - she thinks its nice but in reality its got nothing on donny. Mons also cant live without a shads in her life, fully dependant on his existence. She is known to suck at naughts and crosses.

Karen stop being such a mons

Sorry, im being such a mons today

by shanica May 31, 2020

Mon Cherié

(Person ; Angel sent to earth)
Is an AMAzing Leader and a lot more 💕
Sweeter than any Cherry can be and one of the People i stan || Happy Birthday Mon Cherié🎂 💫 xoxo ~ V’s Girl

Mon Cherié I Purple You 💜

by V’s Girl🖖🏻 May 20, 2018

Mon

a handsome gangster addicted to bad bitches

Mon so crazy

by bradtoorad July 1, 2022

Mon

a rocket league god and he is tall and named Eugene.

"Mon your just a Mexican raccoon."

by Oscar Victor May 25, 2021