Mooch

/mo͞oCH/

Verb:
The act of attaching one's self to another person and extracting finances, personality, hobbies, music, interests, and more with no return, or gratitude. Studies show this act is hereditary, and while you can seek treatment there is no cure.

Skip: "You've been mooching for far too long buddy"
"Skip mooched all the music he listens to"
"Cap mooched jobs off of reggie without fail"
"Skip mooched analog photography off of Sime and ruined it"
"The May's even mooched 'The Christmas Party' from Uncle Keith"

by wide-body December 27, 2020

momochuul

A really hot person on tiktok who's also carrying kpop tiktok. Everyone loves them

I love momochuul they are such a hottie.

by LeviLeiva August 27, 2021

molochnick

The all powerful, universe controling, child milking, god

Trey: omg is that molochnick?
molochnick:hi im mr.molochnick i will be your students 6th grade math teacher for the year

by Molochnick Milker May 26, 2022

Mutual Moochery

When two individuals share items at the same time.
The act by which friendships are formed in college.

Dan: Hey, Jack do you have pretzels? We can dip them in my jar of Nutella!
Jack: Sure man, its all cool, its Mutual Moochery

by Psyko_Savant August 29, 2012

cooch mooch

Freeloading vagina begger that does nothing to earn the love. And is always looking for the easy exit.

Also a person who takes advantage of giving women.

John, are you two gonna be in there all day?

John: until she kicks me out!

Man, you are such a cooch mooch!

by bluecoyote May 12, 2014

cooter mooch

When one eats out a female waitress prior to getting their final check in order to receive a substantial discount.

"Joe quickly cooter mooched to to save $20 on his three course dinner"

by Dangdoerr August 14, 2017

money moocher

Someone who uses your money but never pays you back.

He is a money moocher he only uses his money and never pays him back.

by Zuovelighning10 November 7, 2021