paperweight mode

when an electronic device is rendered useless either through suicidal behavior or user incompetence

Guy 1:"Hey man can I play your PSP?"
Guy2:"Nah, its been in paperweight mode ever since i tried to hack it but fucked up."
Guy1:"Well, FUCK! That sucks."
Guy2:"Yea, so does your mom."

by Mr.Biggly July 6, 2010

Nerd Mode

When you’re wearing eyeglasses instead of contacts.

Ugh, I ran out of contacts! Guess I’ll have to be in nerd mode and wear my glasses.

by kristalskulls January 23, 2022

ludacris mode

the act of male masturbation while squeezeing the part between the shaft and the tip. It is said the give a man a deeper orgasmic feeling.

Yo Ashton tried ludacris mode last night, heard it was legendary

by PlumpGeesy September 3, 2019

Migration Mode

The state you are in when you are migrating a customer's IT Infrastructure who is usually ill prepared and causing you exhausting hours and sleepless nights.

Timmy is in migration mode. Better not piss him off this week. He is being an ass.

by TimTimTimah December 18, 2012

Toad-mode

When a person gets into a state of intoxication where their body (mainly face, mouth and eyes) droops to become similar to that of a toad. Usually when reaching the come-down of a sesh.

Shannon has got a serious case of Toad-mode.

Tom's in Toad-mode!

by ShAnDeM April 21, 2017

Simit Mode

Being so incomprehensibly horny, to the point where you will go on a violent rampage through time and space itself. If you ever see someone (or something) go Simit Mode, flee the site immediately, that is, if you aren't already dead.

"Didn't you hear that Dom's entire family was brutally murdered by Zane? I heard that Zane went Simit Mode after seeing a Dinklestien."

by dinklestien January 25, 2022

hala mode

hala mode means something thats good or great and it passes the vibe check something that is not hala mode is picking up dog shit. but on the other hand, if something is hala mode it could be gnarly or rad or cool.🤙🤙🤙

I just got a new dog!! it was sooo hala mode🤙🤙!!

by your tiktok word definer🕺 June 26, 2022