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Mobile Warming

1. Changing your opinion, based on your location, as to the validity of global warming.

2. A space heater with wheels

3. Your cell phone heating up after a long conversation
Now you believe global warming is caused by polar bear farts? Yesterday you thought it was caused by too many cans of refried beans in land fills. Make up your mind dude, your too much into mobile warming.
by BobNJ July 7, 2010
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T-Mobile

A terrible cell phone service provider. Will frequently drop your calls, give you no service in places it should, and service in places that it shouldn't. Does offer some awesome-looking phones, but the high you had when you first got it will dwindle soon after, replaced by a feeling of anger and contempt.
"Bitch, I'm not getting any bars no matter where I point the phone. Fuck T-Mobile, I'm switching to Verizon".
by It's Brittany bitches October 16, 2009
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mobile

Better name than "cell phone". "Cell phone" just sounds tacky, while calling your mobile a "moe-bile" sounds very elite. It's also what the Brits call their mobile phones.
Call me up on my mobile, houses!
by MoonKnight November 25, 2002
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Narc Mobile

A car that you can turn to do a 180 just by the push of a button. Also has machine guns and rocket launchers in the head lights.
Watch out for the Helicopoter!
Its ok, we're in the narc mobile, let me just a few 180's to clear the area out!
by john Kozlowski October 27, 2005
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Rape Mobile

Being a passenger in a car that has no door handle to open the door from the inside, leaving your life to the whims of the driver.
Cris: "I didn't know he had a Rape Mobile. Luckily I had the window down to open the door from the outside."
by MrGrose July 13, 2011
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Mobile Homiphobia

1. The fear of entering a mobile home through the back door.
2. Tim Hardaway condition
3. The fear of a mobile home park driving your housing value down.
John was suffering from a case of mobile homiphobia when he saw all the crap blocking the way to the back door of the mobile home.

Tim Hardaway shouting from his cell phone that he hated rainbows was a distinct case of mobile homiphobia.
by Zephyr32 February 22, 2007
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Shit-mobile

A shitmobile is anything, usually a piece of technology, that doesn't work very well and makes you frustrated.
Noun: Sorry I couldn't get here sooner but my shit-mobile broke down
Adjective: Grrr, this stupid shit-mobile computer froze up again
by Desolator144 June 26, 2007
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