Concussive Maintenance

The act of smashing ones head against a possibly broken object, but usually out of frustration, until that person begins to think they have fixed it.

He performed concussive maintenance on his keyboard until his brain thought he had done enough to get good

by Regisfuror May 19, 2020

gloves or mittens?

The two different types of hand holding.
Gloves: Hand holding with interlocking fingers.
Mittens: Hand holding with non-interlocking fingers.

Girl 1: We walked and held hands
Girl 2: Wait, was it gloves or mittens?
Girl 1: GLOVES!
Girl 2: Oh Snap! So it's serious!?

by seethemanski February 6, 2010

maintenance sex

Casual sex that holds you over between long-term partners.

Shaun was kind of a tool, but he provided me with great maintenance sex before I met Josh.

by don'tWaitUp June 14, 2010

Mincent

If someone is annoying or has nothing about them and boring as fuck.

Charlie Mac is being an absolute Mincent

by Mincent December 5, 2017

Mineng deng laka kinang siuang

Jarvis spiting out fax. To show dominance. Mineng deng laka kinang siuang means dominance.

Jarvis - minang 🥵 deng 💪 laka 😎 kinang 😫 siuang
Mineng deng laka kinang siuang

by Cricketbest March 6, 2022

sandpaper mittens

the hands of a woman who is so bad at masturbating her man, that it feels like shes wearing sandpaper mittens

my jimmy is so raw this morning. I think that cow had sandpaper mittens

by sonic68 February 6, 2009

Squished Mitten

A females genitals

Rob was making out with Vicky, he pulled down her panties to reveil her squished mitten.

by Jo Williams December 19, 2008