don'tWaitUp's definitions

kinkmaestress

A chick who knows all the tricks in the book, and is not afraid to dress the part.

I had no idea my co-worker was such a kinkmaestress until she met me at the club all decked out like a ho and then took me home for a night I'll never forget.

by don'tWaitUp August 10, 2010

sale angel

Along the same lines as a parking angel - having uncanny luck with finding items on sale while out shopping.

When I noticed that both bottles of wine I wanted were marked down, I knew my sale angel was definitely working her magic.

by don'tWaitUp July 11, 2010

super-bats

Ultra insane; way off the charts as far as normal behavior goes.

He was so super-bats from consistent drug use that his stage performances became increasingly bizarre.

by don'tWaitUp July 5, 2010

hot puss

Female condition of being horny; needing to get laid.

She's got hot puss tonight, so expect to see her out at the bars.

by don'tWaitUp June 21, 2010

maintenance sex

Casual sex that holds you over between long-term partners.

Shaun was kind of a tool, but he provided me with great maintenance sex before I met Josh.

by don'tWaitUp June 14, 2010

unplugged

Living in a quiet, rural area to realign after too many years of urban partying. In effect, informal rehab .

Jason is so much more mellow now that he's unplugged.

by don'tWaitUp June 9, 2010

green handshake

Slipping a bouncer cash so you can get into the club faster.

The line was wrapped around the building, so I gave the guy at the door the green handshake, and we got in just a few minutes later.

by don'tWaitUp June 5, 2010