Definitions by sonic68

scratch dresser 

A person who shows up at the golf course dressed like a pro but playes like a total woodchopper.

I thought my partner in the scramble was going to help but he was just a scratch dresser.

scratch dresser by sonic68 March 10, 2009

sandpaper mittens 

the hands of a woman who is so bad at masturbating her man, that it feels like shes wearing sandpaper mittens

my jimmy is so raw this morning. I think that cow had sandpaper mittens

sandpaper mittens by sonic68 February 6, 2009