midget fondler

To handle, caress lovingly, or stroke a midget.
Midget fondler is when a white man gentley strokes a black midget.
by doctor knockerssss March 29, 2009
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Bonerfied Midget

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.
Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.
by Smokey Tits December 05, 2010
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Midget Stroke

The act of taking hallucinogenic mushrooms in a hot tub without the jets activated while standing up getting throatfucked underwater by another human being who is upside down.
Oh no! I found out my girlfriend was with midget stroke last weekend.
by 69hottubgod69 June 25, 2020
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midget army

The Midget Army is a group of small people that form together to take on anything that intimidates them. They are cool people once you get to know them, but don't go too far with the small jokes.
Nathan- Ha! You guys look like you are in kindergarten!

Kaleb- Midget Army ASSEMBLE!!!

Emmalee and Zach report for duty, making sure that Nathan shuts his trap for a while.
by A Member Of The Midget Army December 27, 2013
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midget marmosettery

High-level mischief; unscupulous behaviour; an attempt to shirk responsibility or engage in shifty dealings; banditry of a high degree; or silverback-gorillery of a lesser degree; similar to jiggery-pokery but possibly of a more comical and less offensive nature.
"Far out Lim, check out this there is some complete miget marmosettery going on here."

"Hey Mers, I went in there and told them straight, we didn't want to see any more midget marmosettery from them anymore."
by The word bandit January 15, 2010
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Midget train

When a bunch of midgets walk in a line on a train track
I saw a midget train yesterday and it was fucking epic dude!
by Dr. Dis3as3 February 12, 2019
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midget dinner

The proper and scientific name for "fidget spinner" the common misconception came from Chinese off brands
Dan-That's a cool fidget spinner !
Tami- You can't assume.Its my midget dinner!
by .PsEUD0nym- July 18, 2017
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